Swift Cat Gear 24

Swift Cat Gear 24 is a unique transaction for a genuine Swifty (before it was cool), who is simply trying to provide her critter with a perch to watch TV that is EQUAL to the lowly HUMANS in the house, who seem to have TAKEN OVER EVERYTHING. Is THAT so much to ask? Well THIS stops NOW!! We will provide this beloved feline friend with one of our modified CGN cat trees, lovingly adjusted to JUST the right level to lazily take in (please change that channel, Swift!) Animal Planet. Included is the modified cat tree, as discussed, plus shipping to the bucolic spendor of the Ranier region of WA, where I expect to ultimately settle my retired brother (unbenounced to him!). There is a $25 fee tacked on to ensure that we don't eat UPS's unfair surcharge for packages over 50 lbs, which will be refunded if that doesn't materialize. A $25 discount is applied to this order if purchsed by end of day, Friday 1/3/25, effectively eliminatng any uncertainty (except for what the HELL the stock market will do on January 20).
SKU Number: SCG24